Last night before he made his way to the living room to fire up the xbox we had a little chat:
Me: Try not to stay up all night. With this lack of good sleep you are going to be a bitch in the morning.
Brett: Do you know what you are being?
Me: ... logical?
Brett: ... A wonderful wife.
Me: Nice save. But really, don't stay up late or I am going to kick your ass.
Brett: You know what i'm going to do? I'm gonna buy 3 different types of chickens and leave them in here!
Brett: It'll be all like BOCK BOCK BOCK up in here.
Me: Goodnight Brett.
It is an exciting life I lead. Different types of chickens and all.
Additionally - If you or a loved one is suffering from TooMuchGamingitis, or other similar syndromes be sure to let them know that they need 7 hours of sleep per night. 7 HOURS BRETT! Unless your loved one is an infant, or old as hell. Then they need more (per the chart on the link).