I can count on one hand what I would call "real" arguments we have had, I could also tell you what they were about but I'm not up for airing dirty laundry today. I will say though that those few instances had nothing to do with either of us personally. That may have revealed a good bit.
To reiterate the point that we don't fight, here is just a sampling of an average Jones' marriage argument:
me: im back on the mission to find a dragon con houtel
Stick with finding a Houtel.
Also, Chad said he lives about 10 minutes away from dcon on the weekends and has an extra room
However, that would then require us not getting totally sloshed.
well we can take turns perhaps
me: you drink one night
Brett: What is this "take turns" you speak of?
me: I drink the next
Brett: I DRINK ALL NIGHTS
me: ya ya whatever
that's cool too
Brett: I WILL MAKE YOU INTO A HAT!
me: Ill get drunk in the mornings so ill be sober by night time. Problem solved.