Marital Issues

Very often I will find myself in a conversation with Brett and think to myself, "this is the most laid back relationship I have ever been in."

I can count on one hand what I would call "real" arguments we have had, I could also tell you what they were about but I'm not up for airing dirty laundry today. I will say though that those few instances had nothing to do with either of us personally. That may have revealed a good bit.

To reiterate the point that we don't fight, here is just a sampling of an average Jones' marriage argument:

 me:  im back on the mission to find a dragon con houtel

hotel**

 Brett:  No

Stick with finding a Houtel.

Also, Chad said he lives about 10 minutes away from dcon on the weekends and has an extra room

However, that would then require us not getting totally sloshed.

 me:  haha

well we can take turns perhaps

 Brett:  ?

 me:  you drink one night

 Brett:  What is this "take turns" you speak of?

me:  I drink the next

 Brett:  I DRINK ALL NIGHTS

 me:  ya ya whatever

that's cool too

 Brett:  I WILL MAKE YOU INTO A HAT!

 me:  Ill get drunk in the mornings so ill be sober by night time. Problem solved.