3 Different Types of Chickens

Sometimes Brett will go on these gaming kicks for a week or so where after I go to sleep at a very normal hour, he likes to stay up and play until the wee hours of the morning. I would list out the different types of games that he plays, but my mind can't stretch that far into Nerdom.

Last night before he made his way to the living room to fire up the xbox we had a little chat:

Me: Try not to stay up all night. With this lack of good sleep you are going to be a bitch in the morning.

Brett: Do you know what you are being?

Me: ... logical?

Brett: ... A wonderful wife.

Me: Nice save. But really, don't stay up late or I am going to kick your ass.

Brett: You know what i'm going to do? I'm gonna buy 3 different types of chickens and leave them in here!

Me: oh?

Brett: It'll be all like BOCK BOCK BOCK up in here.

Me: Goodnight Brett. 

It is an exciting life I lead. Different types of chickens and all.



Additionally - If you or a loved one is suffering from TooMuchGamingitis, or other similar syndromes be sure to let them know that they need 7 hours of sleep per night. 7 HOURS BRETT! Unless your loved one is an infant, or old as hell. Then they need more (per the chart on the link).