Dear Forever 21,
I am trying to understand why you would sell a simple pair of khaki shorts for $11.80, and make them dry clean only. If I had the time or the money to take shorts to the dry cleaners I would probably not even be shopping in your store. Do you understand this concept? Your clothing is cheap, don't try to dress it up by giving it fancy care instructions. It is my birthday today, and I wanted to wear these shorts, alas, they are lying on top of my dryer looking rather sad.
Die in a fire,
---Hindsight, I probably shouldn't be shopping in Forever 21 at all. Grumbles.