shorty mcshortpants

Why being short is cool:

-I can wear really awesome shoes and not tower over my husband.

-I never have to worry about hitting my head on a light fixture

-In some way or another short people are just cute, it's true!

-I can fit in small spaces (which is unfortunate for me on investigations b/c I get put in some creepy places)

-I can do the limbo realllly easily

-I don't have to worry about people looking up my nose

-If I ever got into a fight with a tall person I could totally just run in between their legs and get away.

...ok, so some of those reasons were pretty lame, sorry.

Why being short is not cool:

-I have trouble looking over the counter at the bank

-I can't reach a lot of things in my cabinets and pantry

-bikes, exercise equipment, and office chairs have to be tediously adjusted before I can use them.

-sometimes when I sit on couches my feet don't touch the ground

-It is really hard to climb into big trucks. Or regular trucks for that matter.