-I can wear really awesome shoes and not tower over my husband.
-I never have to worry about hitting my head on a light fixture
-In some way or another short people are just cute, it's true!
-I can fit in small spaces (which is unfortunate for me on investigations b/c I get put in some creepy places)
-I can do the limbo realllly easily
-I don't have to worry about people looking up my nose
-If I ever got into a fight with a tall person I could totally just run in between their legs and get away.
...ok, so some of those reasons were pretty lame, sorry.
Why being short is not cool:
-I have trouble looking over the counter at the bank
-I can't reach a lot of things in my cabinets and pantry
-bikes, exercise equipment, and office chairs have to be tediously adjusted before I can use them.
-sometimes when I sit on couches my feet don't touch the ground
-It is really hard to climb into big trucks. Or regular trucks for that matter.